#f7-tribal-corny

...we will now bring in the members of our Jury.

<@1117441189071814817>

<@1427784144515109008>

<@1150452787298193541>

<@846107653716443198>

<@787013566091100160>

And <@1288992139992371241>, voted out at the last Tribal Council.

<@&1414008636451197038>

Welcome to Tribal Council! A staff member will post Tribal Council questions, in which you are encouraged to reply with openly for our audience to engage with Tribal Council.

Rules/Reminders:
> - No parchment meta: You may not, at any point describe to someone what your parchment will look like or plan around whose parchment belongs to who. You also can’t do shit like, “let’s vote this person with blue text parchments and an image of their character!” either. Anything else is fair game.
> - No “waiting until the last hour of Tribal to vote and strategize” meta: You may change your vote as many times as you want to until the deadline. If all the votes are in early, I will do a poll along the lines of “5 👍 reacts for an early Tribal”, and if the vote passes the votes will be read early.
> - Idol Play Info: Pre-playing idols is 100% allowed if you cannot be there for the live vote reading. Additionally may play your advantage around a condition. For example, “I play my idol on myself if an idol is played on this person”. You can’t do stupid ass conditions like “I play my idol for my ally if they get the most votes” or anything like that.
> - Final Words Info: In the event you are voted out of the game, you may pre-submit final words in your submissions, type them live after the vote reading, or in your submissions after. You may not give ponderosa/VIP spec info to people still in the game. Pre-Jurors, you will likely not be invited back for another season if you leave the server immediately after you’re voted out, it’s bad etiquette. Jurors, you’re not allowed to specify where your jury vote is going or you’ll be given a strike.

!parchment

Your parchment can be found [here!](https://discord.com/channels/1413999322676203602/1458584187526185042/1459674596608577620)

You cannot vote for <@308057662082514945> as he is wearing the <@&1414008502334263296> again.

# OPENED

Wdym

Agajn

hello

When was mike immune 💀

hes won it before im pretty sure

I dont believe in white people

do you believe in me baby girl

<:lowkeywhatisthis:1469827442133696758>

<:lowkeywhatisthis:1469827442133696758>

When u carry me in dbd YESS

yaaayy

i carry both of you

and alex carries all of us!

this is also true

EXCEPT

i will say i contribute heavily to games by always trying to be on gens

i still can’t believe i had that generational huntress chase

that with tribal results was so hectic and so funny

i defeated the college fund

me just trying to do a gen:

we all got asked if we were in a cult

not something to brag about btw

and i said

yes

i defeated the need for the college fund

??? just keeping black people from education...

uh

fucked up

can that be said 😭

super fucked up

uhmm yeah its probably fine

😭

anyone who thinks otherwise can ping me and i will adjust my wordlview and vocabulary accordingly

idk

OUT OF CONTEXT 😭😭😭

i can vc on my drive to get food lol

the out of context is what makes it funny

youre the one who said you defeated it

pls

okay but did you see how diabolically i looped alex

no i was doing gens

but i noticed how long it was and was impressed

i can’t believe i did that

although he did struggle in a micro chase with me

so that isnt making your accomplishment very impressive

(context - my friends steam username is

that)

im jk jk

🙁

no ones gonna care

ur fine

smile

😭😭😭

<:zzzzzzz:1379963907980001290>

ok im gonna go do math homework

have fun

Wait im a math need i can do it for you

I just need 3 of these pls!

<@586877333248540676> ^^ before I walk bbq

£165

Yes

:]

I neeeed it

<@464564638344806412> yk my birthdays coming up too in like a month and a bit but still

<@308064103459454978> hey remember when u gave me money yeah I want more

no

<@589010329900679184> yo fellow penis haver you wanna buy me 3 of these

This is why im single whore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370149781548302407/1371944306285215907/longcontentgif.gif

like i want u 😭

Who

Ur literally

In a relationship

oh what did u mean then

And im not ready for one i just got out of one very recently 💀

Idk im really depressed unironically

Why am I still here

Loosing the energy every day to be here

Just to suffer

It’s okay I’m also a math nerd so I’m getting it done

I hope you’re doing okay

Yo

Whos watched bojack horseman

me

a bit, but only since the season started 💀

i know <@374099594016980997> has (i think)

i havent

a few episodes on comedy central

but not much

it was fun tough

i should continie watching it

probably not gonna top my top 3 favorite adult animated shows but like it seems like it has potential to enjoy it

I watched it a couple years ago

Loved it a lot

diane best character 💜

she’s so me

im todd <:clueless:974423237758963782>

Who would I be?

im bojack

prolly

<@1447703067847032882> UR TODD

ur ass is not todd bro

<:clueless:974423237758963782>

ur bojack

100%

come on

u are like

hmmm

maybe bojack too yeah

but soul is definitely bojack

im 100% todd <:clueless:974423237758963782>

that i can say for certain

mike will back me up here

trust

i live a life of mystery and shenanigans and getting into trouble and being a bitch about it

dude no 😭

thats all i know about bojack as a character

mike back me up, im todd

dont know enough to say one way or another

everyone knows ur a bojack

but sure you can be todd

i’m crying

NOOOOOO <:cry:1421665684949307473>

it’s kinda true

he’s also a major alcoholic which

if we want to do a dramatic reading of a bojack episode you can read for todd

i don’t agree with for u or soul

ok well i could have been an alcoholic if i wasn't muslim

im not a major alcoholic but i do like my liquor when i'm out on a friday

i am tryna smoke a lot less weed though

Imma look this up

Liwkey

is it bojack of me to say that a woman who isnt in my life anymore got me hooked on it on purpose

(i also only get slammed drunk like once a month at most lol)

yes

bojack blames most women for his problems thanks to his issues with his mom

hell yeah man

i guess its not bojack of me ig because i always had and still have a very good relationship with my mom

that’s good then 😌

also like i dont blame women for my problems just the one (fio can vouch based on the stories i've told she's like actually evil)

if it’s the same psycho chick from ur college

then that’s kinda fair

no

it was the 3 year humiliationship-ish-thing from hell

ok so you hate women

#cancelled

typical bojjack

i don't have problems because of the psycho college chick that was just #whatthefuck

hi todd

OHHH

that one

YEP

STOP CALLING HIM TODD he doesn’t deserve that

im todd <:clueless:974423237758963782>

ts so tuff

i went on a whole rant about it in my confessionals like a week into the game

her birthday was the day i was at rehab and i was debating texting her

i didn't! and that was the final push for me to finally get over her

does bojack have chemical dependency issues

well

alcoholism

pills

sex

food

ok so i can't be bojack

im chemically dependant on adderal <:clueless:974423237758963782>

for medical reasons <:clueless:974423237758963782>

wait i can't be bojack then

can't be a sex addict if i'm a virgin 🔥

lmaoooo

ok so im not bojack

mike's not bojack

who are we

i'm mike ramp

idk

Your that margo martindale mf

????

BROOOOOOOOOO

WHAT

IS THIS SHIT PULL

esteemed character actress margo martindale is crazy

yo i can be bojack

just not margo martindale 😭

ill probably still take bojack just because i used to be a loser over a woman

i'm healed now tho mashallah

real tbh

what other dudes r there in the show

corny honestly can vouch a year ago i was constantly miserable

was this still in that relationship

with the one who led u on

yes

that was complicated and push and pull from like

mr. peanutbutter <:clueless:974423237758963782>

no one’s PB

fall 2025 to march 2025 but it got bad between her and i starting in like aug 2024

<:Sademoji_1417031067474333696:1447286872903647343>

u are not annoyingly people pleasing

it is saddening no one is mr pb

wait that’s long as hell

was it 3 years

long

2 and a half

that sounds like hell

constant push and pull and me falling in and out of feelings

no it’s not cuz he’s annoying

there was a solid time period where things were fine besides her getting me hooked on weed

i like mr pb fuck you

you just dont understand whimsy and joy

i can be mr pb

i can be annoying

sometimes on purpose

ohhh you haven’t seen the late season

he’s super manipulative

those last like 7 months of the whole situation i genuinely wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

i'd only wish it upon her

no you are skinny ryan

yes

should we assign pearl islands people to the final 7

<@766414982401097758> u got any ideas?

im mother

or whatever the people say

MY GOAT

bro corny and i figured it out

LMFAOOOO

HAHAHAH

WHO IS THIS SKINNY RYAN GUY <:cryyyyyy:1435356663715598516>

HES FROM SURVIVOR SEASON 7

HE LITERALLY MAKES A BANDANA THAT SAYS "DIE JERKS" HE'S MY GLORIOUS KING

<@586877333248540676> do you have all the hex codes of the final 7 to copypaste

I’m princess caroline

the cat?

Yes

corny and i are doing every season

https://tenor.com/view/smile-amy-sedaris-princess-carolyn-bojack-horseman-i-can-do-this-gif-16133853

who would I be

putting this group of 7 with players from every survivor season

ts awesome

I've had multiple answers

and then who would mike be

Honestly

I don’t think you’re bojack

ha fuck you <@429366383004876812>

I don’t know you well enough to know this but you don’t seem as dysfunctional as bojack

all my organs work

His whole thing is he is stuck in a self importance loop while also hating himself and being addicted to alcohol and others praises

what am i

His arc is learning to not be a raging pos lol

So I can agree that soul might be Todd

YEEEEEEES

YES FUCK YOU <@429366383004876812> <@1447703067847032882>

LLLLLL

I could see him getting into some random bullshit cuz he read something and then went on Wikipedia for 14 hours to research it

nah i agree with mateo you’re esteemed character actress margo martindale

kill yourself!!!!!!

just doing a bunch of crazy shit on the side

Not sure

I am not criminally insane

I don’t remember like any other male characters

who else in the f7 knows all of survivor besides myself and corny

I know nothing

I am not a knower

ur def pc lezaria

Thank you

who is PC

Her with that hedgehog makes me bawl my eyes out

Princess caroline

am I.dumb

corny and i are working on doing every season

oh right

so far we've done 1-4 and 7

No jacks agent

and some of 5

everyone will get a handful of winners but rn

Idk if any of you guys have ever had baby fever but I get it pretty often and it’s to the point where even seeing a toddler smile makes me sob

Shrugs

two people have 2, two people have 1

yes

that’s so real lezaria

A toddler smiled at me in a Costco last week and I had to excuse myself to sob in the bathroom

<@766414982401097758> yo where you at 🗣️

hola amigos what did i miss

i am here

compare us to Bojack characters

who would I be

who would lezaria be

who would mike be

who would Katie be

like i said i have watched like a few episodes years ago i dont know the show really well

try anyways

<:content:1421779707938082867>

:D

wtf

i love the justification for corny being mr pb being "i like beer"

yall dont even know what corny and i are cooking up rn

Deadline at 8PM EST

i saw the bottle i figured he is a middle aged alcaholic

i mean look at him

😭

he's also full of whimsy and joy

mr pb is a funny name

mr peanutbutter

<@&1465712041263366206> I have the votes!

<:syn:1460890288750071921> 4 syn reacts for an early reading

Syn continues to haunt the narrative

<@&1465712041263366206> <@&1414011036390133790> I’ll go tally the votes…

oops

<@&1414010924741824613>

mb

Lmao

Hi fio

Umm

If anyone has an advantage or an idol that they would like to play...now would be the time to do so!

…

Hi

Hi mateo

I love you guys lowkey

Ill sit now

<:retroMarioStare:1232741580939464734>

i stand up.

so like

I'm really bad at this playing idols thing

loveee this roleplay addition

I somehow keep fucking it up

don’t incentive me to take it away… NO ROLEPLAY IN FIOVIVOR

and idoling others

lemme try and uh

do it one more time

Omg

I play my idol on myself

.

oh-

Oh no!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458314353165205728/1460462206172008615/ezgif.com-speed.gif

Me when

Kelsey's Letter.

it’s ggs

https://open.spotify.com/track/60a0Rd6pjrkxjPbaKzXjfq?si=94h6mGV4RpCCuzgTyRo2gQ

…very well.

This is Kelsey’s Letter, which is a HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL.

It will NOT be re-planted into the game.

Plant?

As in

Any votes cast against xSoul will not count.

Piranha plant?

https://tenor.com/view/mario-kart-mario-kart-world-piranha-plant-pirahna-plant-mario-pirahna-plant-mario-kart-gif-10982352620114534946

My beloved

Would anyone else like to play something?

….

YES

o

SPAGHETTI ADVANTAGE

https://tenor.com/view/spaghetti-gif-24457079

Woah

LMAO?

Who would you like to eat spaghetti with <@576945955530735617> ?

meeee

LMAO?

<@464564638344806412>

spagetthi

FUCK THE REST OF YALL

wait what

LMAO?

chat is this real

syn and riley will be treated to a nice spaghetti meal post-season

LMAO?

and that is all!

I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

💀

And now…

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

My tits hurt

# First vote

xSoul - _DOES NOT COUNT._

I guess someones killing themselves

# Second vote

Omg group kms?

xSoul - _DOES NOT COUNT._

# Third vote

ohhh

im done

Sorry

# Fourth vote

https://tenor.com/view/zaenyx-stan-twt-flop-tok-tokyo-toni-stan-twitter-gif-13841408297592503962

That’s one vote Katie, one vote Riley.

# Fifth vote

We’re tied.

ooooo

That’s one vote Katie, one vote Riley, one vote Corny.

Two votes left.

# Sixth vote

xSoul - _DOES NOT COUNT._

im sorry

In terms of valid votes, we’re still tied at one vote Katie, one vote Riley, one vote Corny.

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-stan-twitter-reaction-meme-funny-screaming-gif-8227608024138609897

# Seventh vote

Oh this is not

…

…

…

Me!

<@766414982401097758>.

HOLY

lmaooo

I LIVE?????

Woah

What

?

dayum

That is two votes, enough to send you home in a vote of 3-2-1-1.

i……

am

FREEEE

ok on a real note

no blood by my side yall, its all love

Mike brah

you got this man

Katie Soul yall are manipulating motherfuckers

i love yall

Lezaria your awesome

Mateo Your awesome

Riley you are awesome

all of you are

theres always a second chat

its all in the game so

<@308057662082514945> win this for me bro

rest of yall hopefully we can hesh this all out with hotdogs and beer

love yall

alright

got nothing else to say

thank you so much fio

and all the wonderful staff team

a second chance can always happen right?

Very well.

Corny, thank you for playing but unfortunately the Tribe has spoken.

https://tenor.com/view/comforting-bojack-bojack-horseman-sad-frown-gif-16745831

whoever said no kys unless you’re joking OMG